I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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