i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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