were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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