Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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