let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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