she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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