i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
That accounts for only three of the penises
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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