You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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