Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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