How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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