You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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