She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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