I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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