That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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