I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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