I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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