I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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