is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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