Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My cat gives me a boner
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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