Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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