oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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