At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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