I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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