I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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