We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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