So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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