bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
there is glitter all over my balls
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