and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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