My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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