Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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