dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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