You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My balls are so social today.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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