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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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