Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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