Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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