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there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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