i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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