You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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