I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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