STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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