You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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