She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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