Why does Corona taste like a burp?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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