i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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