She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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