She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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