do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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