I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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