hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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