i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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