He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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