So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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