Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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