She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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