I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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