Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
