he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Randomize
