I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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