Im at strip club and am horny
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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